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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Yeah right loser!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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