An atheist walks into a church

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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whats long and green? weed

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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WNBA

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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