- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Keep up the fun Nero!

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Romans rights.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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