- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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