What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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