- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Chicken

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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