Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Worst joke ever

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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