- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Land Rovers

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you