- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

my friend is gay hes gay

religion.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Wy did the chicken?

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