whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Why did i write this? I was bored

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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