Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Your mums a penis joke.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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