What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

I lost my tractor.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Shut the cork up!

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why does life suck? Because it does

milly, milly, milly, cat

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