Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

The Pope

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

vbh

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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