- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Dylan is a person

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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