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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How do you spell eight? 8

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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