Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Barack Obama

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Anagram.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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