Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What's up brah brah

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