What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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YOU

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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