How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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