What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Proof reading

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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knock knock come in

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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