What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

I killed someone today. :D

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

So. The gays. ...

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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