What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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