- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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