- Anti Joke

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Women.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella