- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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