- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Yes. Just Yes.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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