What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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