Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Good boy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

all these jokes suck ass

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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