- Anti Joke

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

women's rights.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.