why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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DON"T READ THIS!

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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