roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

I enjoy anal.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

why do you care?

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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