Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Woman rights.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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