- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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