Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

im black

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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