How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

i have yougurt with tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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