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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Your Mom.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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