- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

why do you care?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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