- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Woman rights.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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