- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Life is an elephant, get married.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

we all know sammi has a penis

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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