Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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poo is yummy

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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