Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Twenty-Four

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Woman rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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