A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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