A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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your father died

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The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Woman.

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68

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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