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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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