A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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