What's 9 plus 10? 19

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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