What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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