- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Butt Sex.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock knock --Come in.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

A cow says moo and explodes.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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