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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Black History Month

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Snooki

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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