Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Dogs

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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