When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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You.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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