how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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