The Pope

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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religion.

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Wy did the chicken?

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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