- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

knock, knock come in

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

No.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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