What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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bob saget

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Women's rights.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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