- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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