Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

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