what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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