Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Mitt Romney penis

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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whats a dick a dick

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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