What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

That's not what she said.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Twenty-Four

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why did the jew die Really...

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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