What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Anti Joke

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