How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

So a seal walks into a club..

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

What is White over Black? Society.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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