Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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