Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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raping black women

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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