- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

skurfboards we love fat kids

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Kelly Clarkson

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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