- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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^that joke a piece of shit

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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