Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Potassium? K.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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