- Anti Joke

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey