- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Men's Sports

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth