What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Women Driving.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Wade

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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