What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What is more worse than death? Death

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

A seal walks into a club.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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