Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Two english guys meet at work

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Anti Joke

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