- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Do you know what's not right? Left.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Your Mom.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

The Braves win the N.L. east

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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