What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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E= McVagina

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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woman's rights

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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