- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Potassium? K.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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