Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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