Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Jews

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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thermodynamics?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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