What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Women's Rights.

A baby seal walks into a club.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Woman.

bitches be crafty.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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