- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Woman.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Billy Cundiff.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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