i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +12

So. The gays. ...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

sdasdadasdasd

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Black people. They are so kind.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +10

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops