- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

One time I masturbated by myself

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Women.

your mother hates you

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

A homosexual walks into a church

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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