- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Woman's rights.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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