what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Your social life.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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