- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Roses are red, Violets are purple

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.