What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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penis

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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