- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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