- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

knock knock who's there aids

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Chicken penis.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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