- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

hi to the world fromthe world

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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