what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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meme

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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