- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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