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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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