What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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