- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Today is May 18 2016.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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