- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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