- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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