Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Your time.

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WNBA

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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mc hammers income.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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