- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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