- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....