What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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