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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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