- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Whats white and sticky fluff

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What's funnier than 68 69

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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