- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Barack Obama

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the dog eat poop?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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