Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Barack Obama

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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