- Anti Joke

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Penis.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Jersey Shore

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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