What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

lol a man is drowning

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

your mum

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Whats white and sticky fluff

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

im not as random as you think I- Potato

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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