What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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lol a man is drowning

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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