Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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