- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Ju... Just why?

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Tim and Eric

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

I am a nigger.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

Why did i write this? I was bored

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