- Anti Joke

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

roses are red violets are blue im in class

what do you call a gay guy Ej

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep