Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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A mans opinion.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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