Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Badgers are cool

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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