- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Cancer

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Women's rights

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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