What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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WNBA

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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