Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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No.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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