your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

This is not an anti joke.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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