- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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