Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Badgers are cool

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

A homosexual walks into a church

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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