- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

A cow says moo and explodes.

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Whats white and sticky fluff

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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