A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Where's my baby??

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The BCS

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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The cow went moo

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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