Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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