what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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69 :)

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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