Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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the WNBA

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Do you believe this will change?

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The Pope

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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knock knock who's there?

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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what?

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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