- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

knock knock ... no one was in

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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