What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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I would rape her

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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