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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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