- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Two english guys meet at work

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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