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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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