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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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