- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why did the man die? He got shot!

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What is long and black The unemployment line

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Penal Dysfunction

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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