- Anti Joke

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What was the pirate's favorite letter W