- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

tims sty:)

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Ju... Just why?

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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