- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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